So I get it. You stink. Why is it that you just don't bathe? Instead, you insist on showering in perfume or cologne. Okay, I have been told by my wife that if you put on a little, It wears off so you put on a bunch and when the stench dies down, you have an odor that will carry you through the day.
I have a earth shattering idea! Put on a little... Then carry some with you and put some more on later when the initial coat is gone.