Lets face it! You don't know me and I don't know you, but if I did, I would probably hate you! This is a list of people I have encountered in one way or another. Some I liked... most I didn't. Keep it up, maybe you'll make the list.
I will not use correct names in an attempt to protect the completely clueless, but if I am talking about you or someone you know, I think it will be clear enough.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Oh where to start!
I feel like a fat chick standing in front of an unattended dessert cart. There are so many deserving dishes I should sample it is hard to decide where to start. Pastries? Candies? Crapbox Losers? Yeah that will do!
I was born on a pirate ship in the middle of Lake Erie. I grew to a man in about a week and was taught the pirate ways from a wandering band of sparrow hunters. I watched as they were murdered by Nazi Beet Farmers one day as we were having a picnic on top of a fire truck. From that day on, I have devoted my life to the pirate ways. Vowing to make everything in my sight my own... except for anything that has to do with Rachel Ray. (I hate that bitch)
