First things first. I hate you.
I know, I have never met you, but lets be honest, your not perfect and I am a complete jerk, so we probably would not hit it off. Just take your lumps and move along.
If I have met you and you managed not to piss me off or offend me in any way, AND I managed to retain some positive image of you in spite of your loser tendencies... I will mention that here as well. If you see yourself in this post... let me know... I might care.
