David Caruso: DisHonorable Mention

So, instead of jumping right into the long list of past hate recipients, lets start off with some honorable mentions:

David Caruso: I can use his real name because I don't care what he thinks... there are enough people that hate him, we could get a class action suit together and legally prevent him from breeding. Who was the mud brain that decided to cast this piece of crap as the lead role in a crime drama. It seriously looks like Richie Cunningham and Dirty Harry bumped uglies out back of the Blue Moon Bar and Gay parenting clinic and nine gruesome months later, this red headed creepy infant popped out of a bung hole and whispered "Waaaa" and removed its sunglasses with a sideways glance at the abomination of a doctor whore who delivered it.

I seriously don't see how anyone on the cast of this show can keep a straight face... Oh yeah because Caruso is so tough.. they are all afraid of what might happen if they get the carrot topped pipsqueak upset. I really cannot blame the actor.... there are more deserving people.. like the person that chose to first cast him as the part and then did not take a moment and talk to the script writers to let them know that they hired Mary Poppins to play the part of Mad Max and the dialog needs revised so ol' Mary P. doesn't look to ridiculous spouting off to the bad guys. And the script writers that have continually written the words "Horatio turns his head around removing his sunglasses and with a sideways glance whispers (Insert old Clint Eastwood lines here)"

Oh where to start!

I feel like a fat chick standing in front of an unattended dessert cart. There are so many deserving dishes I should sample it is hard to decide where to start. Pastries? Candies? Crapbox Losers? Yeah that will do!

Introduction to your demise

First things first. I hate you.

I know, I have never met you, but lets be honest, your not perfect and I am a complete jerk, so we probably would not hit it off. Just take your lumps and move along.

If I have met you and you managed not to piss me off or offend me in any way, AND I managed to retain some positive image of you in spite of your loser tendencies... I will mention that here as well. If you see yourself in this post... let me know... I might care.