I really hate this chick...
now, I am all for respecting women so I don't like to throw the word "chick" around, but this female is a walking vagina. That is not my designation for her... that is how she has defined her existence through her actions. For those who don't know her... she is one of I believe three centerfold models that were chosen to pollute our television broadcasting via crappy reality show about three sets of nice tits that get into various adventures. I have seen it a few times...but I turn the sound off because it just ruins the show for me.
Now, I am not a holy roller by any means. In fact, I REALLY appreciate a fine looking woman...REALLY! But this chick has convinced herself that the world revolves around her crotch. She is the worst kind of woman.... Beautiful, stupid and cocky.
Too bad... I will need to pray for a truck to flatten this bizatch. Definitely someone that the world would not miss.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
David Caruso: DisHonorable Mention
So, instead of jumping right into the long list of past hate recipients, lets start off with some honorable mentions:
David Caruso: I can use his real name because I don't care what he thinks... there are enough people that hate him, we could get a class action suit together and legally prevent him from breeding. Who was the mud brain that decided to cast this piece of crap as the lead role in a crime drama. It seriously looks like Richie Cunningham and Dirty Harry bumped uglies out back of the Blue Moon Bar and Gay parenting clinic and nine gruesome months later, this red headed creepy infant popped out of a bung hole and whispered "Waaaa" and removed its sunglasses with a sideways glance at the abomination of a doctor whore who delivered it.
I seriously don't see how anyone on the cast of this show can keep a straight face... Oh yeah because Caruso is so tough.. they are all afraid of what might happen if they get the carrot topped pipsqueak upset. I really cannot blame the actor.... there are more deserving people.. like the person that chose to first cast him as the part and then did not take a moment and talk to the script writers to let them know that they hired Mary Poppins to play the part of Mad Max and the dialog needs revised so ol' Mary P. doesn't look to ridiculous spouting off to the bad guys. And the script writers that have continually written the words "Horatio turns his head around removing his sunglasses and with a sideways glance whispers (Insert old Clint Eastwood lines here)"
David Caruso: I can use his real name because I don't care what he thinks... there are enough people that hate him, we could get a class action suit together and legally prevent him from breeding. Who was the mud brain that decided to cast this piece of crap as the lead role in a crime drama. It seriously looks like Richie Cunningham and Dirty Harry bumped uglies out back of the Blue Moon Bar and Gay parenting clinic and nine gruesome months later, this red headed creepy infant popped out of a bung hole and whispered "Waaaa" and removed its sunglasses with a sideways glance at the abomination of a doctor whore who delivered it.
I seriously don't see how anyone on the cast of this show can keep a straight face... Oh yeah because Caruso is so tough.. they are all afraid of what might happen if they get the carrot topped pipsqueak upset. I really cannot blame the actor.... there are more deserving people.. like the person that chose to first cast him as the part and then did not take a moment and talk to the script writers to let them know that they hired Mary Poppins to play the part of Mad Max and the dialog needs revised so ol' Mary P. doesn't look to ridiculous spouting off to the bad guys. And the script writers that have continually written the words "Horatio turns his head around removing his sunglasses and with a sideways glance whispers (Insert old Clint Eastwood lines here)"
Oh where to start!
I feel like a fat chick standing in front of an unattended dessert cart. There are so many deserving dishes I should sample it is hard to decide where to start. Pastries? Candies? Crapbox Losers? Yeah that will do!
Introduction to your demise
First things first. I hate you.
I know, I have never met you, but lets be honest, your not perfect and I am a complete jerk, so we probably would not hit it off. Just take your lumps and move along.
If I have met you and you managed not to piss me off or offend me in any way, AND I managed to retain some positive image of you in spite of your loser tendencies... I will mention that here as well. If you see yourself in this post... let me know... I might care.
I know, I have never met you, but lets be honest, your not perfect and I am a complete jerk, so we probably would not hit it off. Just take your lumps and move along.
If I have met you and you managed not to piss me off or offend me in any way, AND I managed to retain some positive image of you in spite of your loser tendencies... I will mention that here as well. If you see yourself in this post... let me know... I might care.
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